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01:06:24

Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 01

Dan teaches Drew the subtle nuances of grenade handling, nanomachines, and talking to ladies.

01:13:16

Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 02 (Premium)

Drew and Dan "orbit" around a president for QUITE SOME TIME before deciding to just blow it all up.

01:17:57

Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 03 (Premium)

Say, have you guys ever talked to Meryl before? She's really interesting. I could talk to her for hours!

02:00:51

Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 04

Remember when Dan said that Drew wouldn't have trouble with any other bosses?

01:18:17

Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 05

Dude. Trust me. Put the controller on the floor. This is gonna be awesome.

02:02:13

Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 06

Drew and Dan set their sights on a new boss.

01:22:17

Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 07 (Premium)

They say the true measure of a man is how long they can mash a circle button.

01:16:51

Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 08

Join Drew and Dan on the battlefield where love's blooming and helicopters are booming!

01:10:06

Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 09

Love blooms on the battlefield again... for the last time! Probably!

01:36:58

Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 10

Drew and Dan test their mettle in an ear pulling competition.

03:16:16

Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 11

Drew goes toe-to-toe with his evil twin for the final showdown(s)!

01:05:52

Metal Gear Scanlon: Just a Bonus

Dan and Brad show Drew a glimpse of what could have been and what's yet to come.

01:14:13

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 01

Another Metal Gear?

00:59:58

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 02

Can love really bloom in a locker room? Drew and Dan will find a way.

01:17:58

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 03

Drew documents underpants and undercarriages, Dan comes prepared, and Kojima pulls a bait-and-switch.

01:12:19

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 04

Drew's Raiden impression needs work, Dan once found love in a bathroom stall, Kojima really likes Kurt Russell.

00:59:56

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 05

Now older and wiser, Drew and Dan head back to Strut F in search of Bs and nerds.

01:04:02

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 06

Scanlon gets his groove back, Dan's the worst employee, and we finally get a boss fight. Sorta.

01:11:10

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 07

Laugh and grow fat with Drew and Dan as they take on the mad bomber, Fatman.

01:18:01

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 08

Drew and Dan are on the hunt for a bum ticker, but flying drones and retinal scanners keep getting in their way.

01:03:08

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 09

Solid Scanlon, meet "Mr. President." Also, have fun with his vampire airplane.

01:16:12

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 10

Everyone and their girlfriend has something to tell us about what's going on with the twelve angry men.

01:45:47

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 11

We add to our own dark history by repeatedly ramming people into underwater mines.

01:05:39

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 12

The end of Metal Gear Solid 2 is in sight, but before that, we get to know Raiden inside... and out.

02:14:23

Metal Gear Scanlon: 2 - Part 13

Everything old is new again. Will Drew face his past or La Li Lu Le Lose his mind?

02:02:24

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 01

Kept you waiting, huh?

01:36:00

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 02

Drew and Dan press R1 to see what's blooming on the battlefield.

01:45:14

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 03

It's one step back, two steps forward in this electrifying episode.

01:20:42

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 04

Drew and Dan apply some science to the sneaking mission.

01:25:59

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 05

We're still lost so let's just put on some stinky camo and get crocked.

01:03:31

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 06

Drew gets back to basics on the sneaking mission. This episode: what's the best camo to wear while wildly running around throwing grenades?

01:32:39

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 07

Is this the beginning of the end of The End?

01:43:28

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 08

Things are heating up! Can Drew and Dan keep their cool or will tempers flare? Should Jason be fired for all of the puns?

01:06:46

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 09

Drew and Dan pick up some guy in a bathroom, take him back to the locker room, and get him naked.

01:18:38

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 10

Remember all those guards Drew shot in the junk? They're back and looking to settle the score.

01:09:12

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 11

Drew and Dan shack up behind a waterfall for a quick snack and... Wait. What's that beeping noise?

01:27:47

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 12

Drew and Dan have a showdown with Shagohod.

02:13:04

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Part 13

What a thrill.

01:05:33

Metal Gear Scanlon: 3: Bonus Episode

What do you say to one last showdown? At the risk of creating a time paradox, Drew and Dan fire up some more Metal Gear and get a (long) glimpse of things to come.

00:17:59

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4: Loading

I hear this game has a pretty big install.

01:03:26

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4: Part 01

War may have changed, but Drew and Dan are just as sneaky as ever.

00:56:10

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4: Part 02

Drew and Dan suppress their nanomachines, buy some guns, and hang out with a coked up monkey.

01:09:22

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 03

Dan and Drew make fun of a little girl's cooking, an old friend asks what happened to our face, and a guy poops himself.

00:53:29

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 04

Before you sneak, you've gotta learn how to crawl.

01:14:06

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 05

With friends like a chain smoking monkey and a lecherous old man, who needs a psychological counselor?

01:25:36

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 06

Laugh with Drew and Dan as they find a cool cave and expose themselves to a lady to make her cry.

00:49:22

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 07

Drew and Dan have got mooing robots and an MGS on their ass. Time to get the monkey on the machine gun!

00:53:49

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 08

Drew and Dan meet Noir Snake, learn a lot about eggs, and watch a shirtless vampire lick things.

01:35:26

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 09

Drew and Dan meet their maker, some sneaky scarabs, and a legendary torso.

01:14:09

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 10

Hold onto your mamma! Drew and Dan race down city streets and try and shoot down a pissed off bird.

01:27:04

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 11

Drew and Dan settle in for an extended cutscene. For their patience, they are rewarded with a monkey.

01:10:08

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 12

Drew and Dan reminisce about key cards, murder hallways, and an iconic pee stain.

01:26:00

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 13

Fire up the dick lasers! Drew and Dan run an emotional gauntlet featuring lots of old friends.

01:33:39

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 14

Drew and Dan blast off into the final act to play with dolls, switch controller ports, and get their creep on.

02:16:30

Metal Gear Scanlon: 4 - Part 15

This is it. The finale. Everything's finally going to make sense after watching this, right? War is butts.

03:16:11

Metal Gear Scanlon: Peace Walker: The Movie

Drew and Dan head down to Costa Rica to track the elusive quetzal. Or was it butterflies?

01:53:07

Metal Gear Scanlon: V: Ground Zeroes

Just in time for The Phantom Pain, Solid Scanlon finally grasps the basics of CQC.

00:45:08

Metal Gear Scanlon: V: The Phantom Pain: The Trailers

It took us a year to get Drew up to speed. Now, let's confuse the hell out of him with speculation.

01:51:17

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 01

D has come to.

01:40:54

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 02

D-Drew and D-Dan are shacking up in Mother Base and get a puppy to keep them company.

01:08:51

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 03

Drew and Dan level up their boxes, bears, and bionics.

02:02:36

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 04

Drew and Dan leave no witnesses, find out where the bees sleep, and dish out some belly scratches.

01:45:46

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 05

Drew and Dan take a load off from all the sneaking, order a mojito, and make sure D-Horse is styling.

01:28:00

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 06

Drew and Dan try to take out a caravan, go on a road trip, and remember that Peace Day is coming up.

01:10:53

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 07

Drew and Dan have got some questions for an old friend, but get sidetracked by rainbows and a catchy tune.

01:21:01

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 08

Still hot on the trail of their old friend, Drew and Dan run into some Featured Mecha.

01:22:14

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 09

Oh, right! Completely forgot there was a Metal Gear in this game.

01:38:38

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 10

After all this sneaking, it's time to do some cool guy, action movie stuff.

01:14:47

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 11

Drew and Dan feel ashamed of their words and deeds.

01:07:49

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 12

You know when you've got a song stuck in your head and you just can't get rid of it? Quiet does. And now, so does Drew.

01:07:14

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 13

Drew and Dan set a trap for some parasites. That trap might include a lot of C-4 and inflatables.

01:59:46

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 14

You thought war was hell? Try listening to Dan talk about his various horrific medical procedures.

01:35:19

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 15

Who needs a Battle Gear when we've got Drew behind the wheel of a jeep and a tank?

01:05:56

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 16

Mother Base is under attack! Drew and Dan must protect their house! It's a race against time!

01:11:30

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 17

Never be game over with Drew and Dan as they discuss fashion, pale chubs, and squeaky voices.

01:13:07

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 18

The greatest soldier is the only man that can do some menu based detective work in order to save Mother Base.

01:05:02

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 19

Will the Wacky Walk help Drew and Dan elude these spooky snipers?

00:59:29

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 20

Drew and Dan hunker down and do some cool guy action stuff while waiting for the supernatural sandstorm to roll through.

01:43:43

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 21

Such a lust for revenge! Drew and Dan send some choppers to space and strap in for the jeep ride of their life.

01:05:44

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 22

Drew and Dan have a showdown with Sahelanthropus and now they can't stop talking about nukes.

01:14:28

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 23

Somebody's too big for their britches and better just wait until Snake gets home.

01:04:48

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 24

It wasn't Dan! It wasn't Drew! It was the Man on Fire! Or probably Huey.

01:06:58

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 25

We've got some questions for Quiet, but she's... you know... not talking.

00:00:00

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 26

Here's a balloon for ya, kid.

01:03:08

Metal Gear Scanlon: V - Part 27

Until we get more yellow stuff, we've got to find out what an Ibis is and hunt it. Haven't seen DD in a while anyway.

02:28:56

Metal Gear Scanlon: V: The Finale - Part 01

Sequestered from the rest of humanity, Drew and Dan attempt the impossible: finish Metal Gear Solid V.

02:51:47

Metal Gear Scanlon: V: The Finale - Part 02

01:36:59

Metal Gear Scanlon: Rising - Part 06

Make. Metal Gear. Anime. Again.

01:09:02

Metal Gear Scanlon: Rising - Part 05

Drew and Dan get ripped and do some good standing.

01:10:57

Metal Gear Scanlon: Rising - Part 04

Drew and Dan audition for a new band.

00:56:08

Metal Gear Scanlon: Rising - Part 03

Go Raiden. Go Raiden. Go.

01:07:14

Metal Gear Scanlon: Rising - Part 02

Who's a good robot puppy?

00:42:19

Metal Gear Scanlon: Rising - Part 01

The dynamic duo of Drew and Dan return and no spine is safe.